by Captain Chaos | Sep 24, 2017
A lonely Athletic Director steps into his cold, autumnlike office on Monday morning and makes the phone call. “Hello, Chip. How’d you like to come to [pick your favorite: Knoxville, Westwood, Lincoln, College Station, Las Vegas, Oxford, Northern Jersey,...
by Captain Chaos | Sep 18, 2017
So many dreams – from UT getting that first signature win of the Tom Herman era to UCLA pulling another comeback to UT finally getting over the hump of the Butch Jones era – all came crashing down in the second half this week. (Though Texas did a pretty...
by Captain Chaos | Sep 11, 2017
Remember when Urban Meyer was the GOAT? Remember when Paul Graham used to jump to a new gig every year, kinda like the Larry Brown of college football? Remember when Kevin Sumlin was an offensive mastermind? Remember when Texas wanted to back up the money truck for...
by Captain Chaos | Sep 5, 2017
There was no preseason Chaos Index this year. Why? Simple: lack of motivation. Between hurricanes (real ones, not the ones in Coral Gables), ballistic missiles, the existence of Art Briles, and the lack of Les Miles, I couldn’t motivate myself to care. Then, it...
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