by Captain Chaos | Aug 31, 2016
Week One: Oops, We’re Doing It Again Yea verily, spaketh He unto the masses and sayethed: “Forget ye your spreadsheets, your sheetrock, or whatever other chains to which ye are bound and rejoice! Verily is it time to watcheth thy college football until...
by Captain Chaos | Dec 9, 2015
It’s time to mock an entire regular season’s worth of ridiculousness before we move on to mocking the bowl season. It’s my opportunity to salute the courageous decisions to fire coaches, not fire coaches when your preferred replacement decides not to...
by Captain Chaos | Dec 3, 2015
Welcome to Championship Week! This year, we’re featuring four relatively mundane Power 5 title games, some even more pedestrian Big 12 matchups, and finally, some really good mid-major contests. Way back in September, weren’t you daydreaming about watching...
by Captain Chaos | Nov 29, 2015
It’s the week that bullets were dodged! Against all odds, LSU kept its Hat on straight. It’s the week that it became clear that Nebraska, K-State, and maybe one more losing team will dodge the “no bowl for you” bullet. ‘Bama and Clemson...
by Captain Chaos | Nov 25, 2015
Hot damn, it’s Rivalry Week! (Unless your rivalry game got moved up a week – or more – by the lame scheduling nonsense that Big TV now imposes on the sport.) It’s a time when the stakes – and the hate – don’t get any bigger. Well, at least until the...
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