by Captain Chaos | Oct 28, 2018
We said it last week, and we meant it: if all you’re interested in is “Who’s In?” you’re ready to call this whole thing off and advance directly to Alabama-Clemson IV. Luckily, for those of us who love the sport for the sake of its...
by Captain Chaos | Oct 21, 2018
We can summarize what we learned from Week 8 of the season thusly: at this point, everything would be simplified if we just stuck Clemson in the SEC East and cancelled the rest of the country. Now that Ohio State has flamed out, the chances that the B1G has joined the...
by Captain Chaos | Oct 14, 2018
Instead, they’re just a palooka drinking cheap hooch at the end of the bar in some booze-soaked gin joint on the wrong side of the tracks. Y’know, they used to be somebody. They used to be loved. Now, they’re just barely holding onto that dream that...
by Captain Chaos | Oct 7, 2018
*In Texas, anyway. So, we opened this season using the words of LL Cool J to mock all the self-entitled programs and fan bases who are just itching to scream, “WE’RE BACK!!!” only to find out that, er, they’re not back. After that barnburner at...
by Captain Chaos | Sep 30, 2018
Sorry. I love you, but I love my family a whole lot more. We’ll be back in the saddle for Week 6.
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