by Captain Chaos | Dec 3, 2017
With a shocking one-year hiatus from the usual mayhem in Austin, 2017 was the year the SEC returned to its alleged place atop the college football hierarchy, with two teams in the playoff, and five truly colossal trainwrecks atop this hot mess right here (not to...
by Captain Chaos | Nov 27, 2017
How does it feel to know that everything you’ve always known to be true is wrong? Alabama is not infalliable. UCLA is apparently a more desirable job that Florida. Tennessee is now a second-tier gig. Stuff’s happening so fast that you can’t even...
by Captain Chaos | Nov 20, 2017
A few weeks ago, we gave “the schedule” the #1 spot in this hot mess because it was so freaking awful. Had we thought about it, we’d have waited until this week to rip on that bitch because what the “great powers” of college football...
by Captain Chaos | Nov 12, 2017
Surely you remember ten years ago when two-loss LSU finished in the BCS top two and blasted Ohio State to win the national championship. (To be fair, both of the Tigers’ losses were in triple overtime.) Well, now that we’re looking at four teams battling...
by Captain Chaos | Nov 6, 2017
Dang things sure have pivoted fast this year. Two weeks ago, the good people of Gainesville were being treated to a typical post-Urban season of above averageness with no hope of true Spurrierlike success. And now, they’re longing for the Zook era. Hell, the...
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